Ohhhh...

Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains EXCITE ME!

:-\ ...O.K., what happened to the red nun smiley?

It is time this thread was re-activated. In light of the recent bru-ha-ha over Michael Jackson and his (ahem!) 'preferences', this thread has lost ALL of it wierdness, in my opinion...

...besides that, her bottom looks better than a plastic-surgery ravaged whatever...

Aside from some of her antics (How deliberate was forgetting her panties?) and somewhat questionable choices, Britney is something of an ideal physical type. Compared to the other "celebrities" of her generation she has the look of a nice, average, girl next door. She is pleasing to look at, but not stunningly beautiful and nothing appears to be artificially enhanced. As someone previously described her "healthy looking". Probably about an L.A. "7" when she is all tarted up.

In my experience you get crazy, weird, wild sex with the absolute "10"s, but not much more since most of the "10s" this I have known have been just that, weird, wild, and crazy. I have gotten the most consistently, good, sex, as well as the best relationships, over the long term with women that looked just about like Britney, or even a bit heavier, if they were women that liked sex to begin with.

Given the opportunity would I stick my penis into that pussy? If she wanted me to I certainly wouldn't turn it down as long as she is STD free and is not a smoker. That last is because I am polite enough to spend some time sticking my tongue in before my dick, but I find that women who smoke cigarettes develop a sort of fume blanc with seafood flavor that I find rather off putting.

Nice McMerc SLR.

Taylor (imported) wrote: Tue Dec 05, 2006 1:12 pm No way would I stick any part of my body into that repulsive white trash. Gadzooks! I still have my self respect!

Hey. We agree on something. I wouldn't fuck her with your dick either (joke).

It is amazing the focus put on somebody who one other musician described as being about as deep as a birdbath. I saw a number once that somebody had calculated as the value of the Britney economy (musicians, recording studios, photographers, gossip rags and so on). It really puts my meager effort to be a net contributer to society to shame. So I will bite my tongue and promise to shave so I can shine in the next photo of me taken sitting in a kilt with the Queen of England. I promise it will be priceless.