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Re: Dave falls on his knees and prays this movie never sees the light of day
Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 6:03 am
by Riverwind (imported)
Dave (imported) wrote: Thu Oct 04, 2012 8:09 pm
Now that deserves kudos and attaboys since the system won't let me give you reputation points...
Its ok Dave, I gave him points for you and gave you credit for it. I agree too.
River
Re: Dave falls on his knees and prays this movie never sees the light of day
Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2012 6:06 am
by Riverwind (imported)
Cainanite (imported) wrote: Fri Oct 05, 2012 5:54 am
I think this movie is the Actor's version of the joke, "The Aristocrats".
Comedians use the joke to see each other's reactions, and to test their delivery, and see how long they can string the listener along. It is not actually supposed to be funny.
I think these actors and filmmakers are trying something similar. It is not supposed to be funny. It is about testing your endurance to the truly awful. Don't expect one actual joke in the entire move. NOT ONE.
Scary Movie and the various "Movie" sequels (Scarry Movie 2, 3, Dance Movie, Superhero Movie, Meet the Spartans, and others) are not meant to be funny. The funny part of the movie is watching other people react to the movie. The movie itself is completely worthless. Completely. They are nothing more than the "Two Girls, One Cup" video that made its way around the internet. (DO NOT GOOGLE THAT! Trust me.) People videoed their friends watching it, and that was the funny part.
These things are cheap, easy to make, require no script, and barely a weekend to shoot. Your average dish-soap commercial has more script, better acting, and a larger budget. This type of movie is not my thing.
This atrocity will probably make $100 Million on its opening weekend, and will spawn eleven sequels. I weep for the world.
One thing for sure, its not an 'A' movie, it might not even be a 'B' but it will make money and yes there will be others who will try it as well.
River