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kristoff
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Riverwind (imported) wrote: Sat Sep 15, 2007 6:50 am Yes my friend and I once were stopped in LA for speeding but we did not get a ticket, my friend was a cop.

How to parallel park,

Drive up even with the car in front of where you want to put your car, start backing up straight and when you see the cars bumper ( just over mid way through your door) make your turn, when the front of your car clears the bumper cut your wheel the other way, pull forward a bit. Its just that easy.

River

And if the fucker behind is too close, or has used part of your parking space, push him back where he belongs. Same in front. Bastards need to learn how to park right. And they can just be glad I am not driving the 1 ton..... Course there was that bastard who got hooked up on my trailer hitch - when he backed up, he managed to pull his front bumper off - idiot!
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I'm a horrible passenger. lol.. I rampantly nag like that a lot. I try not to but unless someone drives to my high standards of excellence I must school them; it is inevitable -- get used to it. :D
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