NEVERS!

The carrots are half mine anyways. That's right, I claimed them. Now you can never look at them the same way again. >: D

Okay, I'll make sure to mail you your half with your package this week, yes?

And your half of the carrot can be the half that massages my prostate so masterfully and causes me to speak in tongues.

How do you want that? In paper of plastic?

I'll take that half, but I also demand video footage of that half in action prior to packaging. This week? Go me! It's my.. well, you know. (Not for real real, just for play play!)

Paper AND plastic. And then tupperware. And then tin foil and cellophane. And let's not be too stingy with the duct tape. You know what to do.