Riverwind (imported) wrote: Fri May 18, 2007 4:17 am I just wonder if he is the second coming or if he has a special phone right to god,

Reminded me:

The Chief Rabbi of Israel and the Pope are in a meeting in Rome. The Rabbi notices an unusally fancy phone on a side table in the Pope's private chambers. "What is that phone for?" he asks the pontiff.

"It's my direct line to the Lord." The Rabbi is skeptical, and the Pope notices. The Holy Father insists the Rabbi try it out, and, indeed, he is connected to the Lord. The Rabbi holds a lengthy discussion with Him.

After hanging up the Rabbi says, "Thank you very much. This is great! But listen, I want to pay for my phone charges." The Pope, of course, refuses, but the Rabbi is steadfast and finally, the pontiff gives in.

He checks the counter on the phone and says, "All right! The charges were 100,000 Lira" ($56). The Chief Rabbi gladly hands over the payment.

A few months later, the Pope is in Jerusalem on an official visit. In The the Chief Rabbi's chambers, he sees a phone identical to his and learns it is also is a direct line to the Lord. The Pope remembers he has an urgent matter that requires divine consultation and asks if he can use the Rabbi's phone. The Rabbi gladly agrees, hands him the phone, and the Pope chats away.

After hanging up, the Pope offers to pay for the phone charges. Of course, the Chief Rabbi refuses to accept payment. After the Pope insists, the Rabbi relents and looks on the phone counter.Shekel 50" ($0.42).

The Pope looks surprised, "Why so cheap?"

The Rabbi smiles, "Local call."

truly committed (imported) wrote: Fri May 18, 2007 6:56 am so angry wolverine, believe me im so pissed at most people! but l o v e...baby.......

why hate when i can love?

well now... seeing as how i've calmed somewhat (thanks to some sensible words from a certain kind-hearted someone - see above), I gotta say I feel a lot better! It's very true that a lot of the time it's easy to hate and difficult to love but i'm willinging to try... and nope, i've not checked the links - i'd rather not be chewing my computer desk in rage again!

so for now, i'm gonna think happy thoughts and catch the latest 'most haunted'

think ice cream....sparkley things, cute girly boys in dresses (just me?), cute tom boy girls, pig tails...

happy happy happy ! ! ! !

wolverine1 (imported) wrote: Fri May 18, 2007 6:24 am you know, in another time and place I would gladly hunt down and torture each and everyone of those hate-filled bastards!:realpisse

I would make it my life's work to destroy each and every one of them... slowly... twistedly... painfully...

And no... I wouldn't feel a shred of remorse ; in fact i'd do it with a great sense of pleasure!

Have you ever thought of founding your own church?...

kristoff wrote: Fri May 18, 2007 9:16 pm Have you ever thought of founding your own church?...

hehe! don't tempt me...

seriously tho, I was mainly letting off steam - someone managed to talk some sense into me and I realised I sounded just what I was speaking out against !?

It still makes me mad that they're allowed to continue preaching this filth, but there are other ways to deal with them as others have pointed out. so for now, i'm thinking happy thoughts!

wolverine1 (imported) wrote: Sat May 19, 2007 11:04 am hehe! don't tempt me...

seriously tho, I was mainly letting off steam - someone managed to talk some sense into me and I realised I sounded just what I was speaking out against !?

It still makes me mad that they're allowed to continue preaching this filth, but there are other ways to deal with them as others have pointed out. so for now, i'm thinking happy thoughts!

Who was it that said something to the effect of "I may disagree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." - Voltaire?

I suspect I would not quite go so far as death for this asshole, but he does have the right to say his scumbag shit.

very true kristoff... that's what makes me so mad about scum like that! They are poison in every sense of the word and yet they seem to have free rein about spreading it, I cannot understand the sense in it is all...

maybe you were right about starting my own church after all (I was kidding btw! )