A-1 (imported) wrote: Thu Mar 01, 2007 12:10 pm Studlover,

Just remember...

2 people in every 1 is a schizophrenic.

Studlover (imported) wrote: Thu Mar 01, 2007 4:40 am There was a church down in Texas that had a very big-busted organist

Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she played the

organ. Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably.

The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be

done about this or they would have to get another organist.

One of the ladies approached her very discreetly and told her to mash up

some green persimmons, and rub them on her breasts and maybe they would

shrink in size but warned her to not eat any of the green persimmons though

because they are so sour, they will make your mouth pucker up and you won't

be able to talk properly for a while. She agreed to try it.

The following Sunday morning the minister got up on the pulpit and said.

"Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol we will not hath a thermon

tewday"

Studlover (imported) wrote: Thu Mar 01, 2007 12:01 pm Colin, you, also, can go back to bed!

Studlover

numnuts (imported) wrote: Fri Mar 02, 2007 1:16 am So did her tits shrink any?

You know, I bet the preacher was suckin' on the organists tits. Good thing it wasn't his Mom.

What's better than roses on your piano? Two lips on your organ? Is that what's better?

And hey, why do guys suck tits anyway? What is that?