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[Uncle Flo (imported)]

This thread is taking a very strange and amusing turn, is it not? --FLO--

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This thread is taking a very strange and amusing turn, is it not? --FLO--

er... make that an ABUSING turn....

I remember reading that, after a battle in the Middle Ages in Central Asia, the winning commander had the scrotums removed from the enemy dead, and the sacs were tanned and made into a tent. Don't know how big a tent. The name that comes to mind regarding this, is Tamerlane, but it doesn't seem like the kind of thing he would have done. Don't remember where I read the story.

...reminds me of the old joke about the Moyel (http://parenting.ivillage.com/newborn/n ... 4z,00.html) who save up the forskings and had them made into a changepurse to give to his wife for the trip to America by boat. The wife explained how she would have rather had some luggage to which the Moyel replied, "...not to worry. Rub it and it will turn into a steamer trunk."

It would take me a while to dig out my old recipes for tanning liqueur (really, that's what they call it), but I'll see if I can find them. Used to tan rabbit hides as a kid....

.

...hmm, tanning licker, that's what I wanted to do to some young ladies that I saw who was going into a sun tan shop last week... yum, yum! You know, there is not a DAMNED thing wrong with young and tight...

:shakemitk

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who used to remove the scrotum from all men who were hanged in the prison. He had them tanned and turned into tobacco pouches.

What a shape he didn't makereservations for a CIGAR tube, seeing how the material was going to rot otherwise...

rapidly expose the typical walrus' lack

of endowment in financial matters.....

.

Hmmm. Should I talk to Rosie a

bout her hiring one for a personal financial planner?

If you do watch her around that cane of yours...she just might divorce you and claim it as HER property...

I understand that better results can be achieved with a small device when employed by an expert than by a much larger one in the hands of someone with a poor technique.

AND

And we humans are stuck with descriptions similar to Napolean's genitals stored somewhere: small dried object.

Well, I have met some people that can do some AMAZING things...er...well, let us just call them...SILVER-TONGUED DEVILS...



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