Studlover (imported) wrote: Sun Jan 23, 2005 2:55 pm Andrew,

You couldn't have picked a better one for me today! After 50 hours a week of teaching music, it's Saturday afternoon, and for some reason that is so fitting!!

Studlover

OK, here's another..

A more enterprising farmboy converted his parents' country place into a tourist attraction by stocking it with African lions. He was so successful that he had to control traffic on the dirt road leading to it by putting up a sign that read "Please Wait Your Turn. The Lion Farm's to the Right."