woman in Phillipines cuts off husband's penis

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pitty my wife wont give me an option like that she can order mr to get rid of my balls anytime she likes

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Furious wife cuts off husband's cheating part

12/11/2003 11:05:04 PM

PHILIPPINE NEWS SERVICE--Text and sex, a fatal attraction.

For being unfaithful, plumber Antonio Llanesiras, 30, all but lost his future misadventures in the hands of his scorned wife.

Browsing through the cellular phone messages of her sleeping husband, Marilou chanced upon telltale liaisons with another woman.

Unable to contain her wrath and in a fit of furious jealousy, she took a knife and cut off the offending part.

Police investigators said Llanesiras is presently being treated at the Pasay City General Hospital where doctors saw little chance in reattaching his severed member.

Marilou recalled that she browsed through the inbox of her husband’s phone while he dozed off at their house in TUP Compound, Western Bicutan around 10 a.m. Llanesiras, authorities learned, worked in the graveyard shift and only came home in the morning.

A cheating heart is one thing but a bleeding mate is another and as fickle fate would have it, Marilou brought her husband to the hospital, not forgetting to bring along the detached penis which she carefully wrapped in a piece of cloth, logged security guard Florencio Sarmiento.

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April 11, 2008 06:05 PM Friday

Wife chops off hubby's penis

By: Jerico Javier

LENLY Bayabado purred like a cat in heat as she slowly, erotically undressed her husband, Joelito, 32. As she rubbed her body against his naked skin, her electrically-charged hands caressed his flesh, teasing and arousing him madly. Then like magic, the seducer produced a knife and chopped off her partner’s juicy hardness.

As blood spurted out from her husband, Lenly probably stared at his mutilated crotch then wondered how many women she had been sharing it with. Nagging thoughts of him penetrating warm, wet bodies apparently drove the suspicious wife to chop off her partner’s penis.

Like a lopped of lizard’s tail, the sex weapon ended up wiggling and forever useless on the floor.

Despite his tragedy, Joelito, a member of the Traffic and Parking Management Office (TPMO) in Pasig City Hall and a resident of Block 23, Lot 17, Dilang I, Nagpayong I, Bgy. Pinagbuhatan, Pasig, refused to file charges against his wife.

“Ayaw nu’ng lalaki na ipaaresto ang kanyang asawa at tumanggi rin siyang sampahan ng kaso ang kanyang asawa para na lang sa kanilang tatlong anak,” said Sr. Supt. Francisco Uyami Jr., Pasig police chief. (The victim doesn't want to file any charges against his wife for the sake of their three children)

Investigation showed the couple quarreled days earlier due to Joelito’s alleged womanizing ways.

The victim reportedly stormed out of the house and returned a week later. He was drunk. As he went to sleep, Lenly peeled off his clothes, apparently suggesting sex. “Akala raw nu’ng biktima nilalambing lang siya ng asawa kaya siya hinuhubaran. Bigla na lang daw naramdaman nu’ng biktima na may masakit sa ari niya at dumudugo na ito,(The victim thought that his wife just wants to have sex that's why she's taking his clothes off. He then suddenly felt a sharp pain and bleeding)” Uyami said, adding that the victim was rushed to the Rizal Medical Center in Pasig City. Doctors failed to re-attach the penis.

Source: People's Journal Tonight online

http://www.journal.com.ph/index.php?iss ... &aid=55685

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A man had to have his penis sewn back on after his girlfriend cut it off and flushed it down the loo.

Kim Tran, from Anchorage, Alaska reportedly persuaded him to let her tie his arms to a windowsill for kinky sex after a row about breaking up.

She then grabbed a kitchen knife and cut off his manhood reports The Sun.

Water board workers had to dismantle the loo to find his penis, which surgeons reattached.

The 35-year-old woman is in custody. Her boyfriend, 44, was not identified. (source: Anova: Man's penis flush down the loo)

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Angry woman cuts off partner’s organ - INQUIRER.net, Philippine News for Filipinos

A woman whose live-in partner was pestering her to have sex with him lost her temper and cut off his organ Sunday morning. PO3 Geronimo Gatpolintan of the Manila Police District Station 1 said Claire Noche, 46, could be charged with serious physical injury for what she did to her companion of three years, Julieto Bacares, 41.

Noche told the police that she cut off the victim’s organ after he kept on pestering her to have sex with him even though he knew she had her monthly period.

The incident happened at around 8 a.m. Sunday in the couple’s house on Patria Street in Balut, Tondo.

Noche said that while she was cooking, Bacares kept on calling her from their room. Irked, she took a knife and cut his organ off. Bacares ran outside their house and was rushed by neighbors to a hospital.

Police later recovered the knife used by the suspect but not the victim’s organ which she reportedly flushed down the toilet.

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There is a whole folkloric tradition in various parts of Africa and the Indian subcontinent about witches or witch-doctors making men's penis shrink or disappear altogether. Women and men, purported witches and witch-doctors, have been set upon by angry mobs, killed, burned, or run out of villages over such things. Every once in awhile a story will appear in the news or better yet, in the News Of The Weird that is published in many local newspapers, where yet another woman or man is beaten to death, or burned to death, or some such Third World type of "justice" for shrinking a man's penis or making it disappear. Ah, the wonders of the human species! Every time I hear of yet another such story, I always think of Shakespeare's famous quote from Hamlet:

What a piece of work is a man, how noble in reason, how

infinite in faculties, in form and moving how express and

admirable, in action how like an angel, in apprehension how like

a god! the beauty of the world, the paragon of animals—and yet,

to me, what is this quintessence of dust? Man delights not me—

nor woman neither, though by your smiling you seem to say so.

Shakespeare never met an ignorant, superstitious tribesman from the African veldt who feared that a witch could shrink his penis. But I'm sure there were plenty of ignorant people running around the streets of London in 1600, no?

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Hamlet to Rosencrantz. From Hamlet Act 2, scene 2, 303–312

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Hamlet to Rosencrantz. From Hamlet Act 2, scene 2, 303–312

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Who just can't leave well enough alone

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I do believe that we have veered away from the original subject! A poor man had his weenie cut off, we must not be so insensitive! Consider the life long complications and problems that he will face. No penis, no sexual intercourse. No penis, no feeling. His testicles will produce testosterone which will make him want sex, but alas, he will forever more be frustrated. He probably should get castrated, unless the Chinese find him one that won't come alive! Remember the Chinese man who had a penis surgically sewn onto him only to have his wife despair and tell him to have it removed? Maybe they've made some advancement since they created a rat's penis in a dish five years ago. http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn3672