Happy Birthday and Merry Christmas, all into one. Hope you have the very best of holidays.

Happy birthday River

HOORAY, River is 69 years old like me - woohoo

Happy Birthday Riverwind.

With best wishes from this side of the pond

MacTheWolf (imported) wrote: Fri Dec 25, 2015 11:21 pm HOORAY, River is 69 years old like me - woohoo

I am convinced that one of you two measures in dog years.

Where's River?

Hasn't Anyone Else Noticed,

River ain't here!

He has been absent, AWOL these last days.

We should accept the rumors, methinks.

Regardless - Happiest X-Mas Day to One and All

May the force bless us this next annum.

I do not claim River would wish it like that.

Moi

Rumor Central

We clear rumors before they start

River is still missing

We can only assume the worst

Moi

Inform the RCMP, specifically Captain Sphincter of the Smegma patrol.

I hear that he is good at sniffing out missing persons.

River is only missing because Moi is looking for him.

MacTheWolf (imported) wrote: Wed Jan 06, 2016 7:02 pm River is only missing because Moi is looking for him.

Or we can assume the worst.