A elderly couple is walking along in a nudist colony with and the woman has her castrated man on a leash with a dog collar.

Two 20-something females can't help but stare at the spectacle. The old woman sees them and stops and remarks, "...hey, he was quite the stud, you know..."

"Really!"

"Yes, he once had me and 5 other women in our block impregnated at the same time..."

"Gee! ...what happened?"

"...Well, when you have a stud like this you don't eat him all at once..."