needle nose plier method

[knightbird111 (imported)]

I will keep up the vodka injections, save up and pay the doc a visit.

[nullorchis (imported)]

Can someone describe how one goes about castrating themselves with a simple needle nose plier ?

Nope. Ain't gonna happen.

You could put one side of your scrotum and one testicle in a large workbench vise and clamp it down really hard.

It will hurt a lot, then get numb, an

d you can clamp it harder, and ha

rder and harder.

Eventually the blood supply to the testicle might slow down or stop and the testicle would die after awhile as in testicle torsion.

But having a dead testicle inside your scrotum would eventually lead to rot, gangrene and blood poisoning.

Proper surgical removal, drugs to mask or shut down testosterone, and alcohol injections are so far best options.

Although there are always risks of infection in surgery, always risks with taking drugs, and risks of injecting needles or any substance into the body.

This is not a no risk process.

I once heard that radar devices used to detect speeding vehicles could be aimed at the testicles and this would adversely affect them and they would stop producing testosterone, but I think it is a myth and rumor.

Sounds about as safe as sticking your balls in a microwave oven. Pop Pop, fizz fizz, OH what a mess it is.

[knightbird111 (imported)]

I thought about dunking them in a pot of boiling water. But it might cause major burns ER visit. I am brainstorming but I must say the vodka shots are genius. I can't really come up with anything.

[Dave (imported)]

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I once heard that radar devices used to detect speeding vehicles could be aimed at the testicles and this would adversely affect them and they would stop producing testosterone, but I think it is a myth and rumor. ...

Those early radar guns were microwave and while we are most familiar with microwave ovens, in that radar gun's case, the microwaves killed nerves which would result in loss of feeling or loss of erection.

HOWEVER, that was only if the patrolman stuck the radar gun business end down and pointed at his testicles all the time.

Most patrolmen weren't that careless.

(there's always a HOWEVER with those urban legends)

[Eunuchus (imported)]

I thought about dunking them in a pot of boiling water. But it might cause major burns ER visit. I am brainstorming but I must say the vodka shots are genius. I can't really come up with anything.

Might cause major burns???? Absolutely it will. Burns can be deadly.They can expose tissue that is not normally exposed,allowing infection. Don't do boiling water!!!!

[~Tiamat~ (imported)]

Plus you'll lose the scrotum well before the testicles. Having your necrotic scrotum shrivel and fall off is genuinely unpleasant and finding the things alive in there afterwards is probably the stuff of nightmares.

Knightbird at the risk of sounding really, really stupid have you considered chemical castration first? From what I've read here nobody suggests permanently damaging yourself without trialling it first! Even if you succeed this is going to affect a LOT more than masturbation. If you can't afford to trial perhaps there is something else contributing to your masturbation like boredom or depression? I'm sorry if I'm being rude or thick

[nullorchis (imported)]

The problem with every technique is definite or possible negative side effects.

Surgery: Infection, or some really bad infection

Injections: Infection, bleeding, hydrocel, and more

Chem cast: So many side effects from chemicals can't even begin to list them.

Hypnosis? Don't know. Have not heard any good threads on possible benefits of hypnosis

Accupressure or needles: Don't know. May not be anyone who knows these techniques who has been approached to do this, or who would even experiment.

Old age: seems to work fairly well.