janekane (imported) wrote: Sun Aug 12, 2012 1:01 pm What is the proper lubricant for a blow-up sheep doll? Something that will not harm the necessary plasticizers?

At the MoM, I did mention optimizing the air pressure in the doll for optimum simulation.

Me bad.

Me sorry.

Oh, yeah!

Cainanite (imported) wrote: Sun Aug 12, 2012 1:42 pm Dang-it janekane. I'd almost managed to put that little mental picture OUT of my head, and you come along and shove it right back in there.

Gee...

Why won't the mental picture die?

Cainanite (imported) wrote: Mon Aug 13, 2012 6:39 pm That someone took the time to make an inflatable sheep/sex doll was bad enough. When janekane decided to muse about the necessity of adjusting the internal air pressure for purposes of improved simultaion, my fragile little mind broke.

I can never un-hear those words. Those thoughts are now with me for the rest of my life.

While I was conveniently trying to ignore the inflatable sheep in the room, janekane, the ever vigilant biological-engineer, was considering the mechanics and usefulness of such an object to achieve a maximum outcome.

I never wanted to consider that people might use a blow-up sheep doll, let alone stopped to consider that there would be a certain set of mechanical conditions to which such an object could be adjusted.

Those thoughts are in my head now. They will never not be there. A part of my innocence died.

It was one of the funniest moments of the MoM.

I don't know how many shades of scarlet I turned, but I'm now sure that janekane has a color wheel to tell me the exact color, and hue. He's a biological engineer, and bloody good at his job. I'm sure if there isn't already an answer, janekane is considering the problem.