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Re: The buzzards are circling!

Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2010 7:30 pm
by MacTheWolf (imported)
Paolo wrote: Fri Aug 13, 2010 7:54 pm We will all come and hold a "Farewell Riverwind MOM" and drink wine over your ashes!

We'll cremate you with a large bag of cat food, too.

Damn, and here I was hoping we could have you stuffed and mounted on the mantle!

Yes, River needs to be stuffed and mounted. If you guys aren't in any hurry, we could wait till River's deceased :)

Re: The buzzards are circling!

Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2010 7:46 pm
by MacTheWolf (imported)
I told Wetherman, if I outlive him, I'd lay Flax on his grave. But, only if Flax was pretty and willing :)

Wetherman had a flax farm.

Re: The buzzards are circling!

Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 6:12 am
by tugon (imported)
Paolo wrote: Fri Aug 13, 2010 7:54 pm Damn, and here I was hoping we could have you stuffed and mounted on the mantle!

I am hoping to be stuffed and mounted at least one more time before I go.

Re: The buzzards are circling!

Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 7:34 am
by Uncle Flo (imported)
tugon (imported) wrote: Mon Aug 16, 2010 6:12 am I am hoping to be stuffed and mounted at least one more time before I go.

At least do it on something more comfortable than the mantle. --FLO--

Re: The buzzards are circling!

Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 11:07 am
by Riverwind (imported)
Mantel, kitchen table, shelf, stairs, porch, in a box in the basement, what difference does it make?

Re: The buzzards are circling!

Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 1:52 pm
by Uncle Flo (imported)
Riverwind (imported) wrote: Mon Aug 16, 2010 11:07 am Mantel, kitchen table, shelf, stairs, porch, in a box in the basement, what difference does it make?

Not much to the deceased. --FLO--

Re: The buzzards are circling!

Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 3:24 pm
by kristoff
Uncle Flo (imported) wrote: Tue Aug 17, 2010 1:52 pm Not much to the deceased. --FLO--

But a lot of difference to the one being stuffed and mounted...

Re: The buzzards are circling!

Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 4:38 pm
by Buzz1221 (imported)
🚫 Not me! I want a full-scale viking funeral with a ⛵ boat set afire 👹 by flaming arrows from archers, in the middle of the lake at night, and my partner (if he survives me) throwing himself on the burning pyre... 😄

Re: The buzzards are circling!

Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 4:43 pm
by Riverwind (imported)
And if he is not willing then tie him to the mast.

River

Re: The buzzards are circling!

Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 5:48 pm
by tugon (imported)
Buzz1221 (imported) wrote: Tue Aug 17, 2010 4:38 pm 🚫 Not me! I want a full-scale viking funeral with a ⛵ boat set afire 👹 by flaming arrows from archers, in the middle of the lake at night, and my partner (if he survives me) throwing himself on the burning pyre... 😄

Wow that sounds like an incredible amount of work. I mean the part about finding a partner.😵