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Re: Hacking Roadside signs to say Eunuch.org rules!
Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 5:05 am
by chilliwilli (imported)
nullorchis (imported) wrote: Thu Feb 05, 2009 10:22 pm
Or you could post a message that says:
"Hi. I'm sure tired of not being convicted of a crime and not living in prison."
OK. It's Fine to fantasize, just have the smarts to realize
Just because you CAN do it
Doesn't mean you SHOULD do it.
What works in the movies ( or on YouTube) doesn't necessarily mean it will work for you.
Nullorchis-
Well good to see someone looking out for the truley delinquent and depraived. Not to many years ago it seemed like a good idea to steal fire extinguishers...and with five of them and five friends spray them from the back of a truck...into the faces of pedestrians, bicyclists and brown out oncoming cars...Lucky for us our driver crashed into a parked car before we killed someone.
chilli-
Re: Hacking Roadside signs to say Eunuch.org rules!
Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 5:45 am
by Arab Nights (imported)
I once woked with a guy whose gas after eating green apples could outdo your five fire extenguishers, Chilli. It was a hoot seeing the look on the faces of people in cars following down the interstate when they hit the aromatic wall.
Re: Hacking Roadside signs to say Eunuch.org rules!
Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 2:11 pm
by chilliwilli (imported)
AN-Oh yes, and it's always proper to ingest several meals of various animal carcasses which, when putrified, add to the base gas producing vegetable matter.
It is not the quality, delivery or severity of the fart that determines a master. The true "master fart" is anonymous, an illusive escape artist, a con. Able to contain themselves in the most cramped confines only to unleash their wrath on those in proximity. Then after the act to disappear, leaving his victims confused, disoriented and demoralized, something more, something less than they were before. Assigning blame to anothers, like the fart, the master is never truley contained!
Mine smell like flowers!
chilli-
Re: Hacking Roadside signs to say Eunuch.org rules!
Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 3:21 pm
by devi (imported)
As I remember from one of the things that I did happen to learn from high school (of course from certain classmates) was that by overloading on some type of sugar your body could not digest very well would produce the necessary gaseous results. With some folks it's beans. With others it's apple juice. And with a great deal of others (me included) it's milk. Now in order to derive the greatest effect from your gaseous enterprize and that sought after lingering in the air quality effect that may very well succeed in getting you to be sent back home, you would also have to include eating a few eggs for their sulfuric content (nasty). Plus on top of that include another ingredient to punctuate that even further and even to the extent of making your victim's eyes water like including eating lots and lots of wild onions, and/or a cloves of garlic. I believe that that was the most effective combination. And if I'm the one to gather you up some onions you had better warn me first. Damnit! PLEASE DON'T ANYBODY LIGHT A MATCH!!! Whew!
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Re: Hacking Roadside signs to say Eunuch.org rules!
Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 3:50 pm
by chilliwilli (imported)
devi (imported) wrote: Mon Feb 09, 2009 3:21 pm
As I remember from one of the things that I did happen to learn from high school (of course from certain classmates) was that by overloading on some type of sugar your body could not digest very well would produce the necessary gaseous results. With some folks it's beans. With others it's apple juice. And with a great deal of others (me included) it's milk. Now in order to derive the greatest effect from your gaseous enterprize and that sought after lingering in the air quality effect that may very well succeed in getting you to be sent back home, you would also have to include eating a few eggs for their sulfuric content (nasty). Plus on top of that include another ingredient to punctuate that even further and even to the extent of making your victim's eyes water like including eating lots and lots of wild onions, and/or a cloves of garlic. I believe that that was the most effective combination. And if I'm the one to gather you up some onions you had better warn me first. Damnit! PLEASE DON'T ANYBODY LIGHT A MATCH!!! Whew!
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Dev, well the recipe appears sound, you have left out the basic element of a truley noxious gas. There is no call for dead animals, which I have found to be the foundation of a good well rounded fart. Besides everyone needs protein. You a vege by chance?
chilli con carne-
Re: Hacking Roadside signs to say Eunuch.org rules!
Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 4:43 pm
by kennath7 (imported)
I would add few hard boiled eggs to dev’s recipe
Re: Hacking Roadside signs to say Eunuch.org rules!
Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 5:13 pm
by ramses (imported)
Don't forget the sardines or anchovies! a few beers can't hurt either....
Re: Hacking Roadside signs to say Eunuch.org rules!
Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 5:33 pm
by fhunter
devi (imported) wrote: Mon Feb 09, 2009 3:21 pm
PLEASE DON'T ANYBODY LIGHT A MATCH!!! Whew!
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http://antimult.ru/mults/15_antimult_artek.html - at about 3:00
But the whole video is good.
As for hacking of road signs - I wouldn't do this - main reason - "do no harm". Even if the sign was empty, I would think twice.
I was on the defensive side of the hacking - worked as a system administrator in university. And being the one, who's system is hacked is not pleasant. Especially if you are expected to keep servers running even in case of a direct meteorite hit.
Re: Hacking Roadside signs to say Eunuch.org rules!
Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 8:41 pm
by kristoff
Amazing how this veered from hacking road signs, to the exquisite art of silent, but deadly social toxicity....
Re: Hacking Roadside signs to say Eunuch.org rules!
Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 8:55 pm
by chilliwilli (imported)
Whatever, I gotta go to the gym. Just look at who started the thread and who misdirected the posts.
chilli-
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