Dave (imported) wrote: Tue Jan 06, 2009 1:09 pm
Oh good heavens. Why don't you just say, "Madam, please do not phone me. I will speak to your son when I want and about what I want but I do not appreciate you matchmaking us in any way, shape or form. Now please do not phone me again."
That's a simple way to go. And if she tries it again, say "I told you that I do not wish to speak with you." and hang up.
Also - to anyone out there - do not give out a phone number unless you have the person's permission to give it out. Do not assume you have the right to give out any phone number. Sorry to scold, but I thought that was common sense.
Dave,
I guess it may come to that but it's almost guaranteed that there'll be a schism in the congregation over this. In fact, the rumblings have been heard already.
Today I was chatting with one of the other members of the congregation when he (with wife nodding in agreement) told me that Mommy Dearest had "dropped hints" to some that I was actually VERY interested in her son and was pretending otherwise for a while so it wouldn't seem as though I was eyeballing her considerable wealth as part of the deal. Great! Just F---ing GREAT!
According to these two very nice people, one of the members flatly told the bitch that I'd act in that manner once entire fleets of pigs flew formation overhead and that she really should accept reality, stop fabricating fantasy, and go on. All this, apparently, has been ongoing for at least six months and she's still "hinting" to some, mostly newer members who don't know me well or some rather doddering old folk who still don't believe JFK is dead. No wonder I've gotten some funny looks.
What a hoot!
Yes, I DO live an interesting life. I'm beginning to think it's way too interesting. I spent the better part of the afternoon mulling over ways to withdraw from some of the madness and be less "visible", thus less interesting!
Perhaps the first step would be to "resign" from the *KiKaKo and inform the members that no further meetings will be hostessed by yours truly.
The next step, and it's a duesey, would be to resign my membership in the church AND, of course, choir. It would be painful, but I can find somewhere else to share my vocal talents in praise of Our Lord. In fact, some of the Protestant congregations here have really fine orchestras and I can get my former All-State Clarinet chops in shape within four to six months, especially if no longer involved in the snipping scene on the current scale.
Hmmmm...much to consider.
I would still maintain contact with certain special friends; Barry T. Eunuch, Marlene, The Thai Ladyboy, and one or two others within the castration-related orbit. I sure as Hell will keep my SYBIAN!:) But there will be no more, or at least fewer, "Socials" held here.
I've even considered leaving the firm that so spoils me in every way. I've come through the economic crunches unscathed...never lost a penny...and can "retire" myself quite comfortably. In addition, when my grandparents pass on, Sis and I will each receive a tidy sum. When Mom and Dad pass on, Sis and I will each own half of some lovely land (and the income therefrom) in our native Spain and two rental properties here in San Antonio, one residential, one commercial.
BG and WOBG assure me that I have a home here, no cost to me, forever and a day and Ash(leigh) will still be my best friend, Sapphic Goddess, and anchor.
I can assist Ash(leigh) in her duties and be paid accordingly by BG, but the free home and use of all the toys (3 oats, SUVs, trucks, and BG's 'Vette if I choose, etc,),the ranchlands, lakeside and coastal places, are more than fair compensation for anything I might do.
There's much to consider here, thanks to that beeyotch. Maybe she's done me a favor after all.
Yoli
Considering a simpler life.
*For those who knoweth not; "Kinky Kastration Koven", Mistress Yoli; Co-founder, President Emeritus, Curator of Castration-Related Artifacts.
of a REALLY BIG ORGAN... 
:D;)
