Interesting facts

[augman7518 (imported)]

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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you

would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee .

(Hardly seems worth the effort.)

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If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months,

enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now

that's more like it!)

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The human

heart creates enough

pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

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A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

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A cockroach will live nine days without its head before

it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm

still not over the pig.) ___________________________________

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a

hour (Don't try this at home ,maybe at work) ___________________________________

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head

is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the

male's head off. ('Honey,

I'm home What the... ?!') ___________________________________

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like

a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?) ___________________________________

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) ___________________________________

Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life ... quality

over quantity) ___________________________________

Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.) ___________________________________

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

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Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer

than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

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Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (okay, so that would be a good thing) ___________________________________

A cat's urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.) ___________________________________

Starfish have no brains (I know some people like that too.) ___________________________________

Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer) ___________________________________

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex

for pleasure. (What

about that pig??) ___________________________________

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to, maybe even a chuckle. In other words, send it to everyone !

[Ernie of Maine (imported)]

Augman ,the female mantid may eat the male mantid wail mating or after Ernie

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

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A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

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Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to, maybe even a chuckle. In other words, send it to everyone !

Sign me up for the next afterlife pig spot too. Though, I'm not sure I'd survive a 30 minute orgasm, I'm willing to give it a try.

Oink

[Dave (imported)]

Some drugged out hippies like Cheech and Chong who painted the room in black with dayglow designs on the walls and then installed black lights to create the perfect ambience for pot smoking ...

A cat's urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

[Kortpeel (imported)]

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

Naah. If you're only an average pig they'll cut off your balls before you even get a chance to try them out. You'd have to be a real super stud pig to get those 30 minute orgasms.

[HairyHarry (imported)]

Naah. If you're only an average pig they'll cut off your balls before you even get a chance to try them out. You'd have to be a real super stud pig to get those 30 minute orgasms.

Too true! A recent TV programme about food production in Europe showed in one sequence two young women "dealing with" piglets. Each male was picked up, shoved, squealing, head first into a holding fixture with his legs in the air. After a hinged gate was closed on its rear, she grasped its scrotum with one hand and cut it away with shears, then its tail was shortened. Mrs HH exclaimed, "She's cut his balls off!" I had to explain to her why.

It is not only the rare pig who gets a sex-life, if you were born a ram, buck, bull, or a stallion, you'd have a low chance of dying with your balls still attached.