Cockroaches

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Q. How many cockroaches does it take to screw in a light bulb.

A. I don't know as they all scatter when the light comes on.

[tugon (imported)]

They did not scatter when I lived in Dallas. They lined up in defiance. One morning I woke up and there were three on my pillow staring at me. I decided they won and I returned to Ohio. They loved to crawl into electronics to be warm. I refrigerated all the electronics and then placed them on a warm sidewalk. The roaches ran for the warmth and then I bagged everything to prevent a reinfestation. I love going North because of fewer and fewer bugs.

[ramses (imported)]

Sounds like you lived in "Joe's Apartment". LOL

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116707/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iw_zUUE4BE0

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Damn, if my roaches only had talent.