Puns for the educated mind

[augman7518 (imported)]

PUNS FOR THE EDUCATED MIND (and a smile for the day)

1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He

acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to

be an optical Aleutian.

3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a

weapon of math disruption.

5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum

Blownapart.

8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

9. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking

into it.

11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the

other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'

13. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

14. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'

15. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at

large.

16. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned

veteran.

17. A backward poet writes inverse.

18. In a democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count

that votes.

19. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

[Dave (imported)]

oh the pain, the pain...

[lust4nutlessboiz (imported)]

One of the missionary-eating cannibals was asked how it was going and responded he was having a ball. Must belong to EA.

[punkypink (imported)]

im laughing and crying in agony at the same time.