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Hand job

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> Subject: Hand Job!

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> A crusty old bicyclist out on a long summer ride through

> northern Wisconsin , pulled up to an old country tavern

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> in the middle of no where. Walking into the nearly empty

> establishment he sees a hand written sign hanging

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> over the back of the bar.

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> > COLD BEER: $2.00

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> > HAMBURGER: $2.25

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> > CHEESEBURGER: $2.50

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> > CHICKEN SANDWICH : $3.50

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> > HAND JOB: $50.00

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> Pulling out his wallet to make sure he had the necessary

> payment, the old

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> guy walks up to the bar and beckons to an exceptionally

> attractive female

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> bartender who is presently serving long necks to a couple

> of sun-wrinkled

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> farmers at the end the bar.

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> She smiles at him and slowly moves her exquisitely shaped

> body down the bar

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> towards him. "Yes?" she inquires with a wide,

> knowing smile, "may I help you?"

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> The old biker leans over the bar. "I was

> wondering,young lady," he whispers,

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> "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?".

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> She looks into his eyes with that Mona Lisa smile and purrs

> "I sure am, and I haven't

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> disappointed anybody yet!". She slowly licks her red

> lips with the tip of her tongue.

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> The old biker leans closer and whispers softly into her

> left ear, "Well would you

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> please wash your hands real good because I want to order a

> cheeseburger".
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Re: Hand job

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LOL!!! Now that is great.
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Re: Hand job

Post by MacTheWolf (imported) »

The bicyclist must have been a eunuch, I would have ordered the handjob.
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