"Married" couple on the train

[incuse (imported)]

A man and a woman who had never met before found themselves assigned

to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train. They tried to

make other arrangements, but the train was full and they were both

very tired. They agreed to make the best of it for at least one night.

There were two berths, and the man gallantly agreed to take the upper

one.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,

"Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you please reach into that

closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend

that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

"Good," she said. "Get your own fucking blanket."

[augman7518 (imported)]

The way I heard it there was one more sentence

The man turned over and farted

[dancinggizmos (imported)]

A man and a woman who had never met before found themselves assigned

to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train. They tried to

make other arrangements, but the train was full and they were both

very tired. They agreed to make the best of it for at least one night.

There were two berths, and the man gallantly agreed to take the upper

one.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,

"Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you please reach into that

closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend

that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

"Good," she said. "Get your own fucking blanket."

LOL Thats a good one.. LOL:dong:

[Taylor (imported)]

Ok, that one made me laugh out loud!