Customer Service

[JesusA (imported)]

Caller: "Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?"

Operator: "I'm sorry, I don't understand who you are talking about".

Caller: "On page 1, section 5 of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?"

[DeaconBlues (imported)]

If you had an uncle, let's say his name was "Jack," and while the two of you were hunting you had to climb over a fence, but you uncle Jack got hung up on the fence.... Would you help your uncle Jack off?

[Allen (imported)]

I DO have an uncle Jack. And if you'd ever seen him you'd understand why my answer to that would a resounding YES !!!

[Uncle Flo (imported)]

I don't know about your uncle but, I remember a train that stopped in the forest to let the lumberjack off. --FLO--

[Uncle Flo (imported)]

Of course, when entering a building you should always take your hat and jacket off. --FLO--

[Blaise (imported)]

Of course, when entering a building you should always take your hat and jacket off. --FLO--

Painful, painful and delightful.