Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.
They charged one and let the other one off.
bad pun
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twaddler (imported)
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Re: bad pun
twaddler (imported) wrote: Mon Aug 11, 2008 7:19 pm Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.
They charged one and let the other one off.
Oh, groan. Not bad, but you do have a way to go to earn an Andrew Award.
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kristoff wrote: Mon Aug 11, 2008 8:01 pm Oh, groan. Not bad, but you do have a way to go to earn an Andrew Award.
Shouldn't there be physical prizes given to the Andrew Award Winner? Here are some ideas to a pun master:
Drinking beer with Talula after a spaghetti dinner.
BBQ at the Nun's home restaurant
Pancake Breakfast at Riverwind's.
Entertained by Uncle Flo dancing the highland fling in the full Scottish kilt and by Daughter in a mini-kilt.
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At least he was eating the fireworks, unlike this celebrated dumbass:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4xRPfgcbs4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4xRPfgcbs4
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