I can see my boys doing this...

[Paolo]

A 6 year old and a 5 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 6 year old, "I think it's about time we started cussing."

The 5 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass." The 4 year old agrees with

enthusiasm.

When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."

WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His Mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can stay there until I

let you out!"

She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 5 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"

"I don't know," he blubbered, "but you can bet your sweet ass it won't be Cheerios."

[tugon (imported)]

I joyfully remember the shock value of my first cuss words.

[jemagirl (imported)]

I remember some older boys in my neighborhood told me to say "Fuck you" to my Mom. They said she would be very proud of me for using an adult word. They made me practice quite a bit before they let me go. I guess I got it right because my Mom's jaw just dropped and she said "Waaaa-hut?" My Dad was real impressed also and asked me where I learned to say that word. So I told him "Oh it was those boys over there up the street.... " He was out of the door chasing after them before I even finished the sentence.

I don't remember if he caught them but they wouldn't teach me any more new words after that.

[JesusA (imported)]

[I can see my boys doing this...

I know the boys well enough to almost hear them doing it. Are you sure the nephews haven't done it?

[Dave (imported)]

My brother and I did things like that. Planned naughtiness!

[Cilantro (imported)]

Strange.

I have replied to Kristof's input yesterday and both, his input and my reply has vanished. Do we have a selective censorship in place?..or is it just my imagination?..That was a good song,by the way.

[kristoff]

Strange.

I have replied to Kristof's input yesterday and both, his input and my reply has vanished. Do we have a selective censorship in place?..or is it just my imagination?..That was a good song,by the way.

Not censorship as such. I took out my post and its links.

[Cilantro (imported)]

Thank you for a kind reply...but I am putting Jesus (not that Jesus) in charge.He is more stable.