Falcon and the Snowman

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

The Falcon and the Snowman were famous American spies supposedly working for and selling information to our enemies. Today, the situation is much worse though the names are different.

The right wing fundamentalists have decided that Paolo and Kristoff are the current threats to christian purity and innocence and have tried to bug their conservations for years. They had tapped Paolo's phone but he found ways around that.

Getting secret information on Sister Kriftoff was much easier. Instead of bugging his phone, they talked his surgeons to insert a listening device code named "Garden Hose" up into the Sister's mid section, to gather secret data.

What they found out hasn't been released to the President yet due to unclean data that needs to be washed first by Hazmat teams.

I have no doubt when all this data is compliled, all the devious plotting of the infamous RedNun/Dark Lord organization will be released to the free world. This data, if released to the wrong hands, such as the Middle of the Road Media (assuming any such publishers still exist), would bring down the Christian Organization of Concerned Klutzes aka COCK.

I discovered this data after 24 hours without sleep so feel free to disregard it as the babblings of a canius lupine with AGS...Advanced Galloping Senility.

[IbPervert (imported)]

The right wing fundamentalists have decided that Paolo and Kristoff are the current threats to christian purity and innocence and have tried to bug their conservations for years. They had tapped Paolo's phone but he found ways around that.

Do you think they tap the phones out of paranoia? or they just secretly enjoy masturbating to them?

[BossTamsin (imported)]

Do you think they tap the phones out of paranoia? or they just secretly enjoy masturbating to them?

Can't it be both?

[twaddler (imported)]

Can't it be both?

Everyone knows paranoiac masturbation is the best.