the 1040 form

[Dave (imported)]

A woman walked into an accountant's office and told him that she needed his help to file her taxes. The accountant replied, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions." He got her name, address, social security number, etc., and then asked, "What is your occupation?"

The woman replied, "I'm a high-priced whore."

The accountant balked and said, "No, no, no! That will never work. That is much too crass. Let's try to rephrase that."

The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl."

"No, that is still too crude. Try again."

They both thought for a minute, then the woman offered, "I'm an elite chicken farmer."

The accountant replied, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a call girl?".

"Well, I raised over 700 little peckers last year."