Nuns

[blondboy (imported)]

Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them,

"I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent."

"Thank God," said an elderly nun at the back. "I'm so tired of chardonnay."

[kristoff]

Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them,

"I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent."

"Thank God," said an elderly nun at the back. "I'm so tired of chardonnay."

Watch it... I Like Chardonnay...

Sister Krister

Mother Superior

Sisters of Perpetual Responsibility

[Allen (imported)]

are you proposing, Sister, that there are others who would prefer the gonorrhea ? ! ? !

[kristoff]

are you proposing, Sister, that there are others who would prefer the gonorrhea ? ! ? !

I suspect someone who does not like Chardonnay...

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Hmmmm and here I thought Sister Kristoff would have preferred a Port or a Rose.

[kristoff]

Hmmmm and here I thought Sister Kristoff would have preferred a Port or a Rose.

Smooth Canadian Whisky. The service when father Nelson uses it instead of wine is quite popular...

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

I've heard "single malt" whiskey is better. Never having tasted whiskey, I speak from heresay only.

Actually, I tried Scotch once: tasted like fermented crankcase oil. Scotch must be an acquired taste.

I'll stick to Gin and Tonic on the rocks, preferably Bombay Sapphire.

[ramses (imported)]

Gin! Talk about an accuired taste! eeek, like sucking on juniper....

[BossTamsin (imported)]

I can remember making my first martini. Looked it up, mixed it. Honestly, my first thought was that it was like drinking a Christmas tree.

And for all that, I'll still take a gin & tonic any day. Heheheh.

[Daughter (imported)]

Yeah my grandfather drank gin all the time.. I never knew any better, as I was quite little... but I always wondered why he smelled like pine needles.