The Chicken and the Horse

[wolfpuck (imported)]

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse fall's into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety.

The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's BMW back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper.

He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking!

A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer.

The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety.

The moral of the story:

If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.

:dong::dong::dong:

[Allen (imported)]

cute! unfortunately for me:

a. i'm gay so am not interested in chicks

b. i'm not hung like a horse ... not even one of those miniture horses

c. i'm not affluent enough to afford the BMW

so i guess i'm a looser all way round

[DeaconBlues (imported)]

HEY! I bet that chicken fell into that mud hole on PURPOSE just so he could touch that massive dick!

DON'T DENY IT SENATOR! You wanted to feel that beautiful thing!

[wolfpuck (imported)]

lol Allen, i'll make it my mission to find a joke just for you

[wolfpuck (imported)]

cute! unfortunately for me:

a. i'm gay so am not interested in chicks

b. i'm not hung like a horse ... not even one of those miniture horses

c. i'm not affluent enough to afford the BMW

so i guess i'm a looser all way round

As he drove along the highway, a guy kept seeing billboards with beautiful, tanned people and the words: Visit the Garden of Hedon. His curiosity got the best of him and he turned off the road at the entrance to the place a few miles down the road. He went inside a building marked "Registration" and saw an attractive woman sitting at a desk.

"Exactly what do you do here?" he asked.

"It's quite simple," said the receptionist. "This is a nudist camp. We take off all our clothes and commune with nature."

"Cool," said the guy, "count me in!" So he paid his membership fee, took off his gear and strolled off. As he walked along a path, he saw a big sign which read, "Beware of Gays." A little further along he saw another sign which read the same thing: "Beware of Gays."

He continued walking until he came to a small clearing which had a bronze plaque set in the ground. He bent over to read the plaque and it said, "Sorry, you've had two warnings!" :dong: