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[twaddler (imported)]

I called your boyfriend gay and then he hit me with his purse!

-- ganked from lol.com, thanks to 'Tree.

[DeaconBlues (imported)]

When I was a kid, a common insult was something like this:

"I called (insert name here) a two bit whore, and he hit me with a sack of quarters."

[wolverine1 (imported)]

love it tanglog! hehhehehhehee!

[jemagirl (imported)]

True Story...

This happened when I was in High school. I was talking to my friend who was standing next to this older "looking" woman with a strong family resemblance. After he hadn't bothered to introduce her even after 15 minutes, I finally asked....

"Aren't you going to introduce me to your MOTHER?"

Completely taken aback he said "This is my girlfriend!"

[twaddler (imported)]

True Story...

This happened when I was in High school. I was talking to my friend who was standing next to this older "looking" woman with a strong family resemblance. After he hadn't bothered to introduce her even after 15 minutes, I finally asked....

"Aren't you going to introduce me to your MOTHER?"

Completely taken aback he said "This is my girlfriend!"

lol... oh no! how do you escape from that mess? lol..

[jemagirl (imported)]

Well.... I apologized and then they left in a huff. Not that I blame them of course. Any way he never talked to me again. So I lost a friend.

[gigglegit (imported)]

I called your boyfriend gay and then he hit me with his purse!

-- ganked from lol.com, thanks to 'Tree.

That's it, from now on I'm keeping a closer eye on this archive. I'll have you know that I know for a fact that your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.

And because it has to be said, "That's my purse! I don't know you!"

[twaddler (imported)]

At least I've used a condom before. (brilliant comeback!)

And, no, making Durex balloon animals does not count.

[gigglegit (imported)]

At least I've used a condom before. (brilliant comeback!)

And, no, making Durex balloon animals does not count.

I'll have you know that I've used condoms on several ocassions. I need protection from assorted fruit too!

...that was a good comeback. I'll hit you up with a better one August 16, at 5:51 pm. So there.

[twaddler (imported)]

You just leave my precious carrots out of this!