Why girls are evil

[sapient (imported)]

Why girls are evil: The proof

First, we have to state that Girls consume both Time and Money. This should be obvious and need no further proof.

1: Girls = Time * Money

Second, we have all heard the expression "time is money", and we may for the sake of this proof assume that it is true. So:

2: Time = Money

That means that we can now simplify our first statement thus:

1.1a: Girls = Money* Money

Or:

1.1b: Girls = (Money)^2

To be sure, "money is the root of all evil".

3: √ Evil = Money

Therefore we can restate 1.1b thus:

1.1c: Girls = (√ Evil )^2

Which, of course, can be simplified like this:

1.2: Girls = Evil

QED.

[n3rf (imported)]

And I thought it was TRUE. N3RF

[Blaise (imported)]

Why girls are evil: The proof

First, we have to state that Girls consume both Time and Money. This should be obvious and need no further proof.

1: Girls = Time * Money

Second, we have all heard the expression "time is money", and we may for the sake of this proof assume that it is true. So:

2: Time = Money

That means that we can now simplify our first statement thus:

1.1a: Girls = Money* Money

Or:

1.1b: Girls = (Money)^2

To be sure, "money is the root of all evil".

3: √ Evil = Money

Therefore we can restate 1.1b thus:

1.1c: Girls = (√ Evil )^2

Which, of course, can be simplified like this:

1.2: Girls = Evil

QED.

Well there is it. I am sorry it took me so long to get this vital argument.

[n3rf (imported)]

I am not sure that GIRLS follow mathematical LOGIC, so like any "outer space" alien, an entirely new sort of ALGEBRA must be applied and we can in all SIMPLICITY call it the Blaise New mathemathics - or something. Ask any GIRL and she knows all about it. N3RF

[A-1 (imported)]

The proof is why GIRLS are the ROOT of evil...

...but the proof is somewhat simpler.

...I guess that is what you get for letting a mathematicial tell a joke...

It is bad enough to screw up the punch line AFTER you tell the joke, but I don't know about what you have done, though...