The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life

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The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life

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1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes."

2. The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide."

3. The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?"

4. The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?"

5. The Interior Designer - who assures her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!"

6. The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!"

7. The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!"
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Hm.. I'll pass on 1-6, but please do send a hunter my way! :)
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I'd love to have a woman order me to "take off all my clothes".
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Kangan (imported) wrote: Thu Feb 15, 2007 10:03 am I'd love to have a woman order me to "take off all my clothes".

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A-1 (imported) wrote: Thu Feb 15, 2007 4:32 pm Kangan, I saw THIS (http://www.cfnmexposed.net/06/index.php ... Nfc2VyaWVz) and I immediately thought of YOU! They are videos. Click on the picture to download.

WARNING! PORNOGRAPHIC...do not CLICK if a naked man cuming all over himself (with a little help from a 'friend') would bother you...

Thank you! I haven't played strip poker in years....
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Kangan (imported) wrote: Fri Feb 16, 2007 1:23 pm Thank you! I haven't played strip poker in years....

The only game you don't really mind losing... huh? :)
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