You needn't own a cat

[JesusA (imported)]

You don't have to own a cat to appreciate this one!

We were dressed and ready to go out for the party.

We turned on a night-light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi.

The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house. The cat we had put out in the yard, scoots back into the house. We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird.

My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night. So, she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon, "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother." A few minutes later, I get into the cab.

"Sorry I took so long," I said, as we drove away. "That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"

The cab driver hit a parked car...

:kittygray

[Quillman (imported)]

You don't have to own a cat to appreciate this one!

We were dressed and ready to go out for the party.

We turned on a night-light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi.

The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house. The cat we had put out in the yard, scoots back into the house. We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird.

My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night. So, she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon, "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother." A few minutes later, I get into the cab.

"Sorry I took so long," I said, as we drove away. "That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"

The cab driver hit a parked car...

:kittygray

Very good!

Quillman UK

[Riverwind (imported)]

Its it -7f out side and the wind chill makes it -15 or so and this fur ball is scratching me, talking to me, yes cats do talk, he finally bites me and I finally give in. I open the door and out he goes, I go back into the living room and sit down just in time to hear this CAT howling at the door, scratching it, I know what he is saying, (Let me in you bastard). So I open the door and let the little guy in Now here is the real kicker, he looks at me as if to say, why did you make me go out side? I will be so glad when winter is over.

Dogs were never like this,

River

[kb57z (imported)]

You don't have to own a cat to appreciate this one!

Nobody "owns" a cat; cats condescend to reside with you......

[Riverwind (imported)]

thats for sure, today mine or should I say my cat master allowed me to take him next door to play with his buddy Sam. Cats are great as long as you know your place.

River