Catholic Hospital

[Studlover (imported)]

A man suffered a serious heart attack and had a bypass surgery.

He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a

Catholic Hospital.

As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going

to pay for his treatment.

She asked if he had health insurance.

He replied, in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."

The nun asked if he had money in the bank

He replied, "No money in the bank."

The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?"

He said, "I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun."

The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns

are married to God."

The patient replied, "Send the bill to my brother-in-law."

[n3rf (imported)]

Thank GOD - n3rf

[joydivision_27 (imported)]

If a nun divorces God, does she get to keep half of the universe?

[numnuts (imported)]

Doesn't that make God a polygamist?