Rejected Books

[Studlover (imported)]

Rejected Dr. Seuss books:

1. One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, You Bitch

2. Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert

3. Fox in Detox

4. Who Shat in the Hat?

5. Horton Hires a Ho

6. The Flesh Eating Lorax

7. How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day

8. Your Colon Can Moo- Can You?

9. Zippy the Rabid Gerbil

10. The Cat in the Blender

11. Marvin K. Monney, Get the Fuck Out

12. Are You My Proctologist?

13. Yentl the Lentil

14. My Pocket Rocket Needs a Socket

15. Aunts In My Pants

Little Golden Books That Never Made It:

1. You Are Different and That's Bad

2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables

3. Dad's New Wife Robert

4. Fun Four Letter Words to Know and Share

5. Hammers, Screwdrivers, and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book

6. The Kid's Guide to Hitchhiking

7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her

8. Curious George and the High Voltage Fence

9. All Cats Go To Hell

10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched

11. Some Kittens Can Fly

12. That's It, I'm Putting You Up For Adoption

13. Grandpa Gets A Casket

14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator

15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia

16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy

17. Strangers Have the Best Candy

18. You Were An Accident

19. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will

20. Pop! Goes the Hamster.and Other Great Microwave Games

21. The Man in the Moon is Actually Satan

22. Your Nightmares are Real

23. Where Would You Like To Be Buried?

24. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School

25. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?

26. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things

27. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

[Sara (imported)]

I like the little golden book titles that never made it. They're cute!

[n3rf (imported)]

I just got the Tape that DrDay - where she tells how she cured Cancer - and the message is very important that she makes. Look up her web site and get some of it - in book form or DVD - I suppose. We we are able to comprehend this message, I think we will make it.

I dont care HOW OBSCURE THE TITLE IS - but if the Contents has an important message - go for it.

So what did the "golden Books" say ??N3RF