Typically Texan (for Slammr)

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River, reread #3

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Thats what the smell is. πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

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Riverwind (imported) wrote: Sun Nov 12, 2006 6:42 pm Thats what the smell is. πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

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And one more thing about Texas,

They know how to laugh and thats alway a good thing.

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Riverwind (imported) wrote: Mon Nov 13, 2006 6:52 am And one more thing about Texas,

They know how to laugh and thats alway a good thing.

River

River, that's very true. And surprisingly, I will give you 3 guesses as to who in White House we're laughing hysterically at. The first 2 guesses don't count. πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„ πŸ˜„

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Bless you for your enlightenment, Studlover...

...and all of this time I thought that a Texan was just a Mexican who had not made it to Oklahoma yet...

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A-1 (imported) wrote: Mon Nov 13, 2006 11:25 pm Bless you for your enlightenment, Studlover...

...and all of this time I thought that a Texan was just a Mexican who had not made it to Oklahoma yet...

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A-1, LOL. No a Texan is now a guy who was not born in Texas, thinks he is a Texan, rides a horse, thinks he is a Cowboy and didn't make it to Oklahoma but made it to the White House!

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Studlover (imported) wrote: Tue Nov 14, 2006 4:58 am A-1, LOL. No a Texan is now a guy who was not born in Texas, thinks he is a Texan, rides a horse, thinks he is a Cowboy and didn't make it to Oklahoma but made it to the White House!

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That sounds like Ronald Reagan.

Was he a Texan, too?

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A-1 (imported) wrote: Tue Nov 14, 2006 6:05 pm That sounds like Ronald Reagan.

Was he a Texan, too?

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They are both Texan wannabees. Any true, native Texan will agree the ONLY THING that qualifies one to be a REAL TEXAN is to be:

1. Born in Texas.

2. Have graduated from a Texas High School if not born in Texas.

3. Hae gruaduated from a Texas College/Uiversity.

Neither Reagan nor Bush, Sr./Jr. fit the bill.

Sorry, dem is da rulez of Texas!

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Your lucky, in California if they live there two weeks they think their a Californian, Natives over the age of 40 are rare. People over 40 that have a parent born in California is very rare. I am 7th generation Californian, going back that far the only thing there were Native Americans and Mexicans and you whites from some place else come into the state and well were back to the two weeks thing. Hell even the Governer is from out of town. 😠 But I think I herd him say just before the election "Il be back".

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