Test for Dementia

[Studlover (imported)]

*These are really sooooo simple...amazing how our mind can not recognize

things.*

*Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them

instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?

Let's find out just how clever you really are.

Ready? GO!!!

First Question:

You are participating in a race You overtake the second person. What

position are you in?

Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong!

If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!

Try not to screw up in the next question. To answer the second question,

don't take as much time as you took for the first question.

Second Question:

If you overtake the last person, then you are...?

Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong

again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?

You're not very good at this! Are you?

Third Question:*

*Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use

paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another

1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000 Now add 10. What is the total?

Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100.

Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is definitely not your

day. Maybe you will get the last question right?

Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1 Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What

is the name of the fifth daughter?

Answer: Nunu? NO! Of course not. Her name is Mary. Read the question again.

Okay, now the bonus round:*

*There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the

action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the

shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Now if there is a blind man who wishes

to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?

He just has to open his mouth and ask, so simple.*

[colin (imported)]

Don't need your test. I've been demented all of my life.

Now I senile with it!

LOL

[Riverwind (imported)]

Senile, thats it I am senile just like MacWolf.

River

[MacTheWolf (imported)]

Hooray,we finally have in the record, River is admitting that he's nuts.

Oh wait a miniute, he said he was as nuts as me.

Darn it. How do we get cured so we can be as sane as IEunuch?

[Slammr (imported)]

Senile, thats it I am senile just like MacWolf.

River

Nothing wrong with being senile. Hell, I've found that most things aren't worth remembering. Just think, if you can't remember the past, you would wake up to a new world every day.

Who's this Bush guy everyone keeps talking about, anyway?

[Riverwind (imported)]

Nothing wrong with being senile. Hell, I've found that most things aren't worth remembering. Just think, if you can't remember the past, you would wake up to a new world every day.

Who's this Bush guy everyone keeps talking about, anyway?

You know of course that Ducks wake up to a new world every day.

River