reported in a UK newspaper

[richard31uk (imported)]

This is actually a true story about Princess (Pushy) Michael of Kent.

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who

seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and

told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be

landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just

put your trays up, that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather

exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me

over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so

the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a

Princess and I take orders from no one."

To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well,

sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.

Tray-up, Bitch."

[tugon (imported)]

Wonderful story, thanks. I hope something fun like that happens this Friday on my flight to Kansas.

[strassenbahn (imported)]

This is actually a true story about Princess (Pushy) Michael of Kent.

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who

seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and

told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be

landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just

put your trays up, that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather

exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me

over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so

the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a

Princess and I take orders from no one."

To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well,

sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.

Tray-up, Bitch."

A brilliant comeback!

[Quillman (imported)]

Great- just the tonic I needed, well done!

Quillman UK