Racist joke of the day

[JesusA (imported)]

If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would still be in Paradise because they would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake!

[A-1 (imported)]

If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would still be in Paradise because they would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake!

OH JESUS!

Don't you mean TEXANS?

Rattlesnake Roundup

The Annual Rattlesnake Roundup, sponsored by the Sweetwater Jaycees, kicks off today in Sweetwater, Texas.

There's the Rattlesnake Review Parade today, and later tonight is the Miss Snakecharmer Pageant. Here's what they're hunting, the Western Diamondback Rattlesnake.

And it's for a good cause! Proceeds from the Roundup are given by the Jaycees to the Boy Scouts, the Girl Scouts, the Special Olympics, and a lot of other worthy folks.

If you plan on rounding up some Diamondbacks, be sure to read the safety tips posted on the website first.

Naturally, there will be a cook-off this weekend. Speaking of safety tips, here are a few you need to know about how to safely cook a rattlesnake. First, cut off the head. Be careful because the head can still bite for a few hours. Then you have to hang it and let the blood drain out. Next step is to cut off the rattler to add to your collection. =) Make a slit in the skin down the length of the snake, peel it off, and save it for tanning and making a hatband later. Now take out all of the entrails and discard.

The body needs to be put in a brine solution for a few hours ... until it stops swimming. As soon as the swimming stops, you are ready to cook! I've only eaten rattlesnake once. No, it does not taste like chicken. It tastes like ... er ... rattlesnake. Here's how you do it: Take a cup of flour and season it with salt, pepper, and paprika. Take the snake out of the brine. Rinse it, then pat it dry. Cut the snake into 2" to 3" chunks, then fry the pieces until golden brown.

You can actually buy rattlesnake meat, but it is very expensive. If eating a snake makes your skin crawl, why not opt for a rattlesnake cocktail instead?

RATTLESNAKE COCKTAIL

1-1/2 ounces whiskey

1 tsp. lemon juice

1 egg white

1/4 tsp. anisette

Put everything in a container and shake it up. Strain into a martini glass.

There you go again, blaming everything on the poor Chinese...Look Here! (http://eatyourhistory.blogspot.com/2006 ... chive.html)

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[Slammr (imported)]

OH JESUS!

Don't you mean TEXANS?

There you go again, blaming everything on the poor Chinese...Look Here! (http://eatyourhistory.blogspot.com/2006 ... chive.html)

A-1

I've eaten rattlesnake, but not in Texas. We didn't have rattlesnakes in East Texas. I caught several in Southern Oregon when I worked on a ranch there. Cooked a couple just to see what they tasted like. The meat's OK, but not worth the trouble -- too many bones.

[SunLord (imported)]

Well I could live with being the decendant of Adam & Eve Wong if we ALL lived in PARADICE and there were no SERPENTS because great-grandma & pa ate them all !!!. even though I'm a W.A.S.P., what's the matter with you lot?

And if you need me to mention racism just to blend in with the rest of the post, I could say that we wouldn't need to invent the caucasian and nergriod races because we'd all be the same and happy little vegemites livin in PARADICE !!!

[A-1 (imported)]

Well I could live with being the decendant of Adam & Eve Wong if we ALL lived in PARADICE and there were no SERPENTS because great-grandma & pa ate them all !!!. even though I'm a W.A.S.P., what's the matter with you lot?

And if you need me to mention racism just to blend in with the rest of the post, I could say that we wouldn't need to invent the caucasian and nergriod races because we'd all be the same and happy little vegemites livin in PARADICE !!!

Well,

Now someone's gonna have to prove to me that Adam & Eve had sex in the Garden of Eden. Otherwise, there would be no children.

God: "Adam, didn't I tell you NOT to let Eve swim in the river?"

Adam: "Yes, I am sorry, she snuck out while I was sleeping. I will go immediately and make her get out."

God: "Too Late now! The fish will always smell like that."

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[Riverwind (imported)]

A1 that was bad,

real bad,

fish smell. http://www.eunuch.org/Public/Images/ea1 ... ea1/E9.gif

River