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[Studlover (imported)]

Wedding Customs (Southern Baptists would understand this! <G>)

An Arab couple, Ahmed and Layla, preparing for their wedding, meet with their Mullah for counseling. The Mullah asks if they have any last questions before they leave. Ahmed asks,"We realize it's tradition in Islam for men to dance with men, and women to dance with women. But at our wedding reception, may we have your permission to dance together?"

"Absolutely not," says the Mullah. "It's immoral. Men and women always dance separately."

"So after the ceremony I can't even dance with my own wife?"

"No," answered the Mullah, "it is forbidden in Islam."

"Well, okay," says Ahmed, "what about sex? Can we finally have sex?"

"Of course!" replies the Mullah. "Allah hu akbar [God is great]! Sex is OK within marriage, to have children!"

"What about different positions?" asks Layla.

"Allah hu akbar! Mafi mushkila [no problem]," says the Mullah.

"Woman on top?" Ahmed asks.

"Sure," says the Mullah. "Allah hu akbar. Go for it!"

"Doggy style?"

"Sure! Allah hu akbar!"

"On the kitchen table?"

"Yes, yes! Allah hu akbar!"

"Can we do it on rubber sheets with a bottle of hot oil, a couple of vibrators, leather harnesses, a bucket of honey and a porn video?"

"You may indeed, Allah hu akbar!"

"Can we do it standing up?"

"No, absolutely not!" says the Mullah.

"Why not?" asks Ahmed.

"Because that could lead to dancing."