Ban all water! - (The French have the right idea!)

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Ban all water! - (The French have the right idea!)

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It has been scientifically proven that if we drink one

litre of water each day, at the end of the year we

would have absorbed more than one kilo of Escherichia

Coli Bacteria found in water that contains feces.

In other words, we are consuming one kilo of shit.

However, we do not run that risk when drinking rum,

gin, whiskey, beer, wine or other liquors because

alcohol has to go through a distillation process

of boiling, filtering and fermentation.

It is my duty to communicate to all of you people who

are drinking water, to stop doing so. It has been

scientifically proven that it is unhealthy and bad for

you.

THEREFORE - It is better to drink alcohol and talk

shit than to drink water and be full of it !!

[Paolo]

Pass the dark red wine, please...