Just for Andrew

[Riverwind (imported)]

A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana and sits

down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a

beer.

The bartender approaches and says, "We don't serve

beer to bears in bars in Billings."

The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be

served a beer.

The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We

don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in

Billings."

The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me

a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end

of the bar."

The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to

belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings."

The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised,

eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again

demands a beer.

The bartender states, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to

belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are

on drugs."

The bear says, "I'm NOT on drugs."

The bartender says, "You are now. That was a bar-bitch-you-ate."

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