Texas Laws

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Texas Laws

When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall

come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has

gone.

It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while

standing.

Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or

owning more than six dildos.

It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a

hotel.

It is illegal to milk another person's cow.

A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their

victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain

the nature of the crime to be committed.

Homosexual behavior is a misdemeanor offense. (Repealed 2003)

The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it

contains a formula for making beer at home.

One must acknowledge a supreme being before being able to hold public

office.

The Bluebonnet is the official song of the state flower

City Laws

Abilene Laws

It is illegal to idle or loiter anyplace within the corporate limits

of the city for the purpose of flirting or mashing.

Austin Laws

Wire cutters can not be carried in your pocket.

Beaumont Laws

Collegiate football is banned at Lamar University.

Borger Laws

It is against the law to throw confetti, rubber balls, feather

dusters, whips or quirts (riding crop), and explosive firecrackers of

any kind.

Clarendon Laws

It is illegal to dust any public building with a feather duster.

Dallas Laws

It's illegal to possess realistic dildos.

El Paso Laws

Urinating on the streets is illegal.

Appearing in public places wearing a "lewd dress" is prohibited.

Churches, hotels, halls of assembly, stores, markets, banking rooms,

railroad depots, and saloons are required to provide spittoons "of a

kind and number to efficiently contain expectorations into them."

Galveston Laws

Landing an airplane on the beach is illegal.

No person shall inhale fumes from model glue.

Any person who sits on a sidewalk may be fined up to $500.

It is illegal to drive a motor car down Broadway before noon on

Sundays.

?Offensive gestures? will not be tolerated at any special event.

Bicycles must be operated at a "reasonable speed".

One needs permission from the director of parks and recreation before

getting drunk in any city park.

No person shall throw trash from an airplane.

Harker Heights Laws

No person amy disturb a church service by swearing.

Drivers of city vehicles must respect all traffic rules just like the

rest of us.

Houston Laws

It is illegal to sell Limburger cheese on Sunday.

Beer may not be purchased after midnight on a Sunday, but it may be

purchased on Monday.

Jasper Laws

Dogs must be on a leash at ALL times. Fine of 100 dollars.

LeFors Laws

It is illegal to take more than three swallows of beer while standing.

Lubbock County Laws

It is illegal to drive within an arm's length of alcohol - including

alcohol in someone else's blood stream.

Mesquite Laws

It is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts.

Port Arthur Laws

Obnoxious odors may not be emitted while in an elevator.

Richardson Laws

It is illegal to do "U Turns".

It is now illegal to place a "for sale" sign on a car if it visible

from the street.

San Antonio Laws

It is illegal to urinate on the Alamo.

Why does this law exist?

Ozzy Osbourne urinated on this famed historical site which infuriated

many Texans.

He was banned from the site, and a law was passed to prevent such acts

from happening again.

It is illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to flirtation using

the eyes and/or hands.

Temple Laws

Cattle thieves may be hanged on the spot.

You can ride your horse in the saloon.

No one may ride a horse and buggy through the town square.

Texarkana Laws

Owners of horses may not ride them at night without tail lights.

[Riverwind (imported)]

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?Offensive gestures? will not be tolerated at any special event.

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If this law was passed in the late 60's, I may have had a hand in bringing it to the front of the line for stupid laws and anybody going to texas tech.

River