One broom was, of course, the bride-broom, the other the groom-broom.
The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.
After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, "I think I am going to have a little whisk-broom!!!"
"IMPOSSIBLE !!" said the groom-broom.
Are you ready for this?
Brace yourself; this is going to hurt.
Keep going on down.
"WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!"
Oh for goodness sake...laugh, or at least groan. Life's too short not to enjoy.....even these silly little cute.....and clean jokes!
Sounds to me like she's been "sweeping" around!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
