The right hymn for the right person

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The right hymn for the right person

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The right hymn for the right person:

The Dentist's Hymn:.................Crown Him with Many Crowns

The Weatherman's Hymn:........There Shall Be Showers of

Blessings

The Contractor's Hymn:...........The Church's One Foundation

The Tailor's Hymn:...................Holy, Holy, Holy

The Golfer's Hymn:..................There's a Green Hill Far

Away

The Politician's Hymn:..............Standing on the Promises

The Optometrist's Hymn:.........Open My Eyes That I Might See

The IRS Agent's Hymn:............I Surrender All

The Gossip's Hymn:..................Pass It On

The Electrician's Hymn:.............Send The Light

The Shopper's Hymn:...............Sweet By and By

The Realtor's Hymn:.................I've Got a Mansion, Just

Over the Hilltop

The Massage Therapist's Hymn:....He Touched Me

The Doctor's Hymn:.................The Great Physician

For those who speed on the highway - a few hymns:

45mph...........................God Will Take Care of You

55mph...........................Guide Me, O Thou Great Jehovah

65mph...........................Nearer My God To Thee

75mph...........................Nearer Still Nearer

85mph...........................This World Is Not My Home

95mph...........................Lord, I'm Coming Home

Over 100mph.................Precious Memories
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