Bumper Stickers You Probably Missed

[Studlover (imported)]

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BUMPER STICKERS YOU PROBABLY MISSED BECAUSE YOU WERE DRIVING TOO FAST.

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Constipated People Don't Give A crap.

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If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.

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Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.

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The Earth Is Full - Go Home.

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I Have The Body Of A god - Buddha.

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So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.

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Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.

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If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?

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Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.

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Illiterate? Write For Help.

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Honk If Anything Falls Off.

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Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.

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He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost, But Miles From The

Next Exit.

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I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed

Person.

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You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!

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I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.

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Fight Crime: Shoot Back!

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(Seen Upside Down On A Jeep)

If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...

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Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph Are Also Timed For 70 mph. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Guys: No Shirt, No Service. Gals: No Shirt, No Charge

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If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My

Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?

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Ax Me About Ebonics.

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Body! By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.

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Boldly Going Nowhere.

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Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.

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Heart Attacks .. God's Revenge For Eating His Animal

Friends.

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Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car

Window.

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How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost?

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GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A WOMAN.

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All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.

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AND THE GREATEST BUMPER STICKER EVER :

"POLITICIANS &DIAPERS BOTH NEED TO BE CHANGED, AND FOR THE SAME REASON"