Dogs And Computers: Same Or Different?

[Studlover (imported)]

DOGS AND COMPUTERS: SAME OR DIFFERENT?

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- Favorite Food

Dogs: kibbles

Computers: bits

- Method used to end undesirable behavior

Dogs: hit with rolled up newspaper

Computers: hit control-alt-delete

- After destruction of personal property

D: dog not found

C: file not found

- Favorite trick

D: roll over

C: play dead

- Comic-page hero

D: Dogbert

C: Dilbert

- Fun way to mess with their heads

D: peanut butter on roof of mouth

C: peanut butter in CD-ROM drive

- Consequence of virus

D: replace valuable carpeting

C: replace valuable data

- Widely ignored government mandate

D: leash law

C: Communications Decency Act

- Waste disposal tool

D: pooper-scooper

C: uninstaller (necessary only on Win-tel machines!)

- Sensitive internal procedures

D: must be undertaken by fully qualified professional

C: may be undertaken by that guy at work who fixed "one kind-of like

this" once

- Method of marking territory

D: lifting leg

C: "Designed for Windows 95"

- Unique behavior

D: lick and drag

C: click-and-drag

- Inexplicable physical feature

D: dewclaw

C: scroll lock key

- Estimated life span

D: 12 years

C: 12 months

- At end of useful life

D: euthanasia

C: tax deduction