Microsoft Tv Dinner 98

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You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to

accept

and honor Microsoft rights to all TV dinners. You may not give anyone

else a bite of your dinner (which would constitute an infringement of

Microsoft's rights). You may, however, let others smell and look at

your

dinner and are encouraged to tell them how good it is.

If you have a PC microwave oven, insert the dinner into the oven. Set

the oven using these keystrokes:

<\mstv.dinn.//08.5min@50%heat//>.

Then enter:

.

If you have a Mac oven, insert the dinner and press start. The oven

will

set itself and cook the dinner.

Be forewarned that Microsoft dinners may crash, in which case your

oven

must be restarted. This is a simple procedure. Remove the dinner from

the oven and enter:

.

This process may have to be repeated. Try unplugging the microwave and

then doing a reset. If this doesn't work, contact your oven vendor.

Many users have reported that the dinner tray is far too big, larger

than the dinner itself, having many useless compartments, most of

which

are empty. These are for future menu items. If the tray is too large

to

fit in your oven you will need to upgrade your equipment.

Dinners are only available from registered outlets, and only the

chicken

variety is currently produced. If you want another variety, call

Microsoft Help and they will explain that you really don't want

another

variety.

Microsoft Chicken is all you really need.

Microsoft has disclosed plans to discontinue all smaller versions of

their chicken dinners. Future releases will only be in the larger

family

size. Excess chicken may be stored for future use, but must be saved

only in

Microsoft approved packaging.

Microsoft promises a dessert with every dinner after '98. However,

that

version has yet to be released. Users have permission to get thrilled

in

advance.

Microsoft dinners may be incompatible with other dinners in the

freezer,

causing your freezer to self-defrost. This is a feature, not a bug.

Your

freezer probably should have been defrosted anyway.