Stranded

[Studlover (imported)]

On a beautiful deserted island, in the middle of nowhere, the following

people are stranded:

2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman

2 French men and 1 French woman

2 German men and 1 German woman

2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman

2 English men and 1 English woman

2 Polish men and 1 Polish woman

2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman

2 American men and 1 American woman

2 Australian men and 1 Australian woman

2 New Zealand men and 1 New Zealand woman

2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman

One month later, the following things have occurred:

One Italian man has killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.

The two French men and the French woman are living happily together

having

loads of sex.

The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate

with the German woman.

The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is

cleaning and cooking for them.

The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the

English woman.

The Polish men took a long look at the endless ocean and one look at the

Polish woman and have started swimming.

The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide, while the

American woman keeps on bitching about her body being her own, the true

nature of feminism, how she can do everything that they can do, about

the

necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how

her

last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her much nicer and how

her relationship with her mother is improving. But at least the taxes

here

are low and it is not raining.

The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are waiting for instructions.

The two Australian men beat each other senseless fighting over the

Australian woman, who is checking out all the other men, after calling

them both 'bloody wankers".

Both New Zealand men are searching the island for sheep.

The Irish began by dividing the island into North and South and by

setting up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture

because it gets sort of foggy after the first few liters of coconut

whiskey, but they are satisfied in that at least the English are not

getting any.