Tourist destination, anyone?

[Shortie (imported)]

MANCHESTER, England - A British man who offered his body for

sale on eBay on a drunken dare has gotten a $3,500 bid from

someone in Germany. Daniel O'Dee's ad was removed within

minutes by eBay staff, but not before someone calling him-

self "Donnie the Hannover Cannibal" responded by asking

"Can you confirm if you are selling a human corpse." The

22-year-old responded the ad had been a joke, to which

Donnie quickly responded: "I'm disappointed that it was

your own body you were selling as I want one as soon as

possible. "If you have any other access to a fresh corpse

I would be interested. I guarantee that it will be more

than a fair price." Soon after that, O'Dee received a death

threat, The Sun reported. Recalling how cannibal Armin

Meiwes was jailed in Germany in February after eating parts

of a man fried with garlic, O'Dee said he was trying to put

the incident out of his mind. "It's safe to say I won't be

visiting Germany," he said.

[Dave (imported)]

didja hear about the new video "Men Gone Wild" with men bare-ing their hairy asses and puny cocks for the camera?

Honest to god, I'm not making this up!!!