One leaned over and said, "Life is so boring, we never have fun anymore, for $5.00, I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid flower show!"
"You're on!" said the other old lady, holding up a $5.00 bill. As fast as she could, the first old lady fumbled her way out of her clothes and ran through the front door of the flower show. Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause, the naked lady burst out the door surrounded by a cheering crowd.
"What happened?" asked her waiting friend,
"I won first prize as Best Dried Arrangement'" she replied.
A-1